I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE (REMIX)

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad, take vacations to places I've never been I wanna be on the cover of playboy magazine so I can be invited to all the cool parties And every time I open my eyes I'll have all things that money can buy No need for a car, I'll be flying on my jet oh oooh I love how my jet looks

As you can see its 4:00 in the morning, I have nothing better to do right know.
So I decided to change the words to this song, maybe I should call it the remix
would that make it my original song, would it make me a billionaire oh oooh will it make a billionaire

Than I quite my stupid job, with ignorant customers, never worry about money at all
people say the more money the more problems, I think that is so stupid.
The more money you have, you should change your life style find people on the same level as you, than you won’t become their piggy bank

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad, take vacations to places I've never been I wanna be on the cover of playboy magazine so I can be invited to all the cool parties And every time I open my eyes I'll have all things that money can buy No need for a car, I'll be flying on my jet oh oooh I love how my jet looks

I ran out of words so this is the end, I don't want to sound stupid at all
Maybe I'll re-watch twilights eclipse, since I'm so crazy about Edward
Oh, every time I see his face, I melt like a Popsicle, dripping flavor everywhere oh oooh
I wish I was his Bella oh oooh oh oooh, then I won’t be so board oh oooh oh oooh this is truly sad

I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad, taking vacations to places I've never been
I wanna be on the cover of playboy magazine so I can be invited to all the cool parties
And every time I open my eyes I'll have all things that money can buy
No need for a car, I'll be flying on my jet oh oooh I love how my jet looks

DO HARD THINGS

SMALL HARD THINGS…(week two of Church)

Remember I said at church we are covering four topics of “DO HARD THINGS” today is week two, covering “DO SMALLL HARD THINGS”

Can you believe that small things are actually the hardest things in life? I did not understand the first week when we were given the topics of what will be covered in the next four weeks. Today I get it. What does it mean by do SMALL HARD THINGS?

The pastor gave examples such as making your bed every morning, brushing your teeth, studying for a test, cleaning the house, cooking these are just few examples of small things; but if you have to do them every day, they became small hard things!

That is so true, as you recall on my THINGS I HATE DOING on blog topic. Making the bed, washing cloth, what is up with that? Smiling at people when all I want to do is cry or left alone. Stay home and be lazy, instead of going to work; have the perfect body by nature than to go the gym four times a week, Buying shoes everyday instead of paying bills; never growing old so I can stay home with mom where there are no responsibilities.

Being genuine daily is a small hard thing, this is a good one attention is a way of communication, and not communicating shows attention is that great or what? This is funny since I’m a blogger. He said “don’t blog about the teaching, but what the teaching did for you"This is what the teaching did for me; just like sports or school you practice to be the best in any sports you’re in, study everyday to have the best grade point average. I am going to practice every day to do genuine things daily that is the only way to become nature at it

We are always ready to point fingers when things goes wrong, or use the favorite word “ it ain’t my fault” When fail to recognize responsibilities of your own actions, you are lying to yourself not to others and that keeps you away from growing up
G ______ Toward

Selfless A______

M____ Bad
Thank you father for giving me such a wonderful week, I am grateful for all you do for me. Thank you for the wonderful people you bring into my life and for those who tempt me into temptation help me do the small hard things by saying no again and again and again
Generous toward Go

Selfless Again

My Bad

TICK TOCK...WHAT IF? (This was it)

I woke up got ready for work. I decided to have Chick-Fil-A for lunch on my way to work. Therefore, gave myself extra time to take care of personal need.

As I got close to work there it was chick-fila sign…the BIG red writing symbolizing the chicken. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas; I was excited, as I got closer and closer.

“Welcome to Chick-Fil-A, how may I help you?” Oh the greeting so friendly…it’s like candy land. Yes I would like a number five with eight piece nuggets. “What kind of drink?” LEMONADE! They have the BEST LEMONADE, it’s to die for. “Would that be all?” yes may I please have four Polynesian sauce. If you love chick-fil-a nuggets, you haven’t had it with the best sauce on the planet. It’s so GOOD, I promise it’s orgasmic. Nothing can come between me and my nuggets with Polynesian sauce. “ok mama your total is $6.49,” as she repeat my order back to me.

I get to first window, one window away from my reward, and time is perfect. “$9.49” she said as I was handing her my card. I pulled my hand back. I’m sorry? “You have eight piece nuggets and an extra sandwich?” no I did not order a sandwich.

There tick tock began as she tried to void the order and for some reason it took her 5 minute to release that she is not the manager so she can’t void the transaction. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING HERE THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT MORON! I am looking at my watch this is not good, six minutes pass, she comes back with the manager voids the transaction. Know to my second window…NOT! The people in front of me are having a conversation with the worker through the window. ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME! Really! Really! They have their food can they move the dam car already it’s been ten minute, I’m still at chick-fil-a. Finally I get there the candy land was no longer brighter. Its 3:02 I’m late grab the food drove off. I reached in for a fry I felt a plastic I look. There is was as if it had eyes looking back at me…A SANDWHICH! A FREAKIN’ SANDWHICH! Seriously! It wasn’t looking like Christmas anymore, it’s more like hell, Halloween, or April fool, and this fool was unhappy. Turned around back to chick fil A. walked inside…

Hi, I order eight piece nugget meal not a sandwich and I’m running late to work.

A common sense person will take the bag and give me what I want, what I came in for in the first place. But, a stupid, annoying, brainless person will ask me 20 degree questions? “So you don’t want this? How many pieces do you want? Do you want to keep anything from this bag?” OH my F…ing word! I looked at her with a dead face and repeated myself. I ORDER EIGHT PIECE NUGGETS NOT A SANDWHICH, IS ANY OF THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST WANT MY NUGGETS AND FRIES WITH POLYNESIAN SAUCE TOO DIFFECULT FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND? I’m trying to hel…I cut her off I’M LATE FOR WORK. She hands me the bag I see the box. I’m 15minute late clocking in as my manger gave me that look with a sarcastic question “what time is it Ly’Lla” and I gave the same answer I’m 15minute early you should be proud.

That isn’t until I reached in the bag and MY POLYNESIAN SAUCE WASN”T THERE!!! Am I in HELL for real? The one indulgent, I was ready to kill for I could not fulfill.

What if… this was it…the end of the word? Or I was on my death bed, and the only dying wish I had left was to have eight piece nuggets with Polynesian sauce from chick-fil-a. I will die unfulfilled. I will be stuck in limbo, because I did not accomplish my one last existence in the world. I will become the lost spirit floating around, looking for someone who see ghost to help me finish my last quest.

The one Indulgent I was willing to show up late for. The one indulgent I could have been terminated for.

I was upset and did not eat chick-fil-a after all I’ve gone through. Because nuggets is not nuggets unless you have it with Polynesian sauce, it’s like to a Mexican restaurant and they don’t have burritos, or margaritas, or going bowling and they don’t have the ball, or going to see twilight sagas and the theaters doesn’t have sits just an empty room.

It’s like working and not receiving a paycheck at the end of the week.

I died today without fulfilling my last wish that is how I will be remembered as…

MURPHY'S LAW DEFINES ME...

MY NAME IS “MURPHY’S LAW”

This name was established to identify me! “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” I should be given the privilege to copy write this word.

I’m always in the middle of anything that you can possibly imagine that will go wrong. So I’m at work cleaning the donate class doors. In slow motion I see the lines forming as I question myself…what is that? And there a big loud noise as the class cracked in pieces they looked like snow, only in the form of class.

If I’m filling out powders, this is used to make cappuccinos and smoothes; I am one to drop all the powders on the floor. If I’m asked to mop the floor…I’m one to over fill the mop bucket and have a flood in the store.

If I have something sharp in my hand, yes somehow I end up cutting myself and the sad part our box cutters or safety proof, you cannot cut anything unless you’ve place it on something to cut. Yet my hands are always in the way.

Anything that can possible be broken I break them. Sometimes it’s things that you can’t even thing off. If a customer is upset, with their service, I am part of that problem.

Where anything can go wrong is where I am found. It’s so bad that yes when something is wrong at work, home, or anywhere that I’m around. Everyone that knows me try to locate me to see if I had anything to do with and if I am there is never a surprise on their faces.

When I was little it was so bad, that I had to use plastic plates and utensils so I won’t break anything. I couldn’t be close to the kitchen because I either burned myself or whatever I was cooking.

I should’ve been named Murphy’s Law, because that is exactly what I am. Where anything can go wrong will go wrong. Like I’d said before… I am not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. I am a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find me.

INSOMNIA............

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This article is about the sleeping disorder. For other uses, see Insomnia (disambiguation).

Insomnia is a symptom that can accompany several sleep, medical and psychiatric disorders, characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Insomnia is typically followed by functional impairment while awake.

Both organic and non-organic insomnia without other cause constitute a sleep disorder, primary insomnia. One definition of insomnia is "difficulties initiating and/or maintaining sleep, or nonrestorative sleep, associated with impairments of daytime functioning or marked distress for more than 1 month."

According to the United States Department of Health and Human Services in the year 2007, approximately 64 million Americans regularly suffer from insomnia each year. Insomnia is 41% more common in women than in men.

I don’t sleep at night like normal people, that’s because I’m not normal. When people are out and about in day light that is when sleep catches up with me. I tend to sleep like a baby than.

My brain for whatever reason tends to run a thousand mile per hours night time and 10miles per hours day light. It’s frustrating because I never accomplish anything during the day since I sleep when opportunities knocks on the door. I try going to sleep at night it’s like me trying to fold cloth which takes hours and hours to begin lol not finish, just begin can you believe that? That is me trying to fall asleep, it takes FOREVER and before you know it, there! Bright light, chirping birds, kids crying, dogs barking you get the picture.

I can close my eyes and try but my mind wonders in its own little world. Where the grass is green and the world is freankin’ peachy. I have the perfect life and I’m have as ever my eyes could be heavy in search of sleep, but the brain…the brain is my torched chamber.

How madness is that? What is my problem? That sleep had added to my lists of disorders. What am I a walking disorder stamped right on my forehead?

Are there more disorders coming my way cause I need a thicker heart to handle all this since suicide is no longer an option as much as I would love to. I made a promise to my mom and the worst thing I can do is not killing myself but knowing that I broke my promise that I can’t take with to my grave.

Wow saying it out loud makes me question myself. So I worry not of death, but the disappointment I will leave my mom with that I did not keep my promise…

I don’t know what more to say that!

THINGS I HATE DOING!

I am a clean freak. Once I start cleaning there is no stopping me until I smell all cleaning products that I’ve been using. It depends if I’m cleaning the entire house it takes half of my day. It’s not just cleaning, its detailing I will go behind every corner of the house I will move the bed to get all the dirt underneath.

WHEN IT COMES TO…

LAUNDRY…I think this was a bad invention, I mean come on! Only must you wash, you must separate its like colors, wash in different temperatures, then fold once you’re done. Seriously who in their right mind have time for this? I mean this can take all day! There are better things to do you know…like watching twilight sagas over…and over…and over…or blog, or site and be lazy, stay on facebook, texting those are important things to do.

MAKING THE BED…really! What’s the point in this? You’re going to sleep in again in less than 24 hours. At least folding laundry as much time consuming it takes it might sit in the closet for a while. Making the bed what is that? The person who came up with this idea had neither LIFE nor anything better to do with their morning. Can you imagine if you have to be up at 8am, that means wake up at least 10 minutes before to make your bed? Do you know what you can do with 10minute? SLEEP! That’s extra ten minute to make your morning brighter…10min you can have the best morning SEX! It might take a little more than 10min I hope but it’s worth being late for. 10min you can eat breakfast, catch up with facebook, emails, I don’t know do something forth ten minute of your life!

VOICE MAIL…who has the time to listen to a stupid machine that tells you what people said when you didn’t pick up? That is why THERE IS A TEXT MESSAGING FEAUTER THAT COMES WITH THE PHONE!!! I look at it this way if what you have to tell me is so dam important than you’ll keep calling and calling until I pick up! I will respond on a text faster than I can return a phone call. If I could deal with businesses like Phone Company, credit card, Dr.’s office, and type of business through texting my life will be heaven. I HATE talking on the phone, your put on hold forever than your transfer somewhere else that you have to explain yourself all freaking over again AAAHHHHH.

OH…by the way this was supposed to be my folding cloth time but I figure I should put my time into better use. I’ll just throw these closes in the drawer who will know? And who really care cause I sure don’t.

DO HARD THINGS

BEYOND WHAT IS EXPECTED!

Church was AWESOME!!!

If you did not go to church today here are the words of GOD...."without faith is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him...” Hebrew 11

We have a four week worship that talks about DO HARD THINGS...today week one is about…GO BEYOND WHAT IS EXPECTED-II kings 4:8-37(pg361)

These were words of encouragement. Understanding it is not always about ourselves, but those around us and the strangers we come upon. It’s the smallest things that count. Example holding the door for someone, allowing the car next to you to get in front instead of speed ahead. Being grateful for the things we have, instead of complaining.

The pastor said use “I CAN instead of I cannot” go beyond what is expected of you. Your boss expects you to be at work at 8am, show up five or ten minutes early that is beyond your expectation. Great a stranger and ask about their day before you bypass them that is beyond your expectation. So I pray beyond my what is expected…

Our father in heaven hello be thy name…

I thank you for all you have done for me… I ask that you keep me in your circle, help and guide me restore my faith for I get lost into temptation for your names sake I ask point me toward the right direction.

Our father whom prepared a table before my enemies…

Let me not bring revenge up on them, but give me the strength to stand before them as a way of forgiveness.

Our father I pray for my Family…

I don’t show it as much as I should nor do I tell them how much I love them. So I ask you be with them and store your shield upon my family. For I do not know what I will do if they were not my back bone; I ask that my sister delivers a beautiful baby boy and mostly in your greatest health. I ask that you help my mother and father get through this financial difficulties; I pray for my two little brothers to grow under your wings for the world is a dangerous place to be. I ask that you keep my other sister safe and show all of us the right path to your kingdom in your names sake.

Our father I pray for my friends and for all around the world…

Thank you for the shining lights that you brought forth in the form of my friends. Thank you for leading me through a great family that welcomed me to their home and provided shelter for me. As they show me the path to your kingdom.

I pray for Josh, give him the strength to get better since his health is in question. I pray for a miracle that Raul won’t have to go to Afghanistan, but if that is his calling then please place him under your wings for protection and all the soldiers out there fighting for our country and our way of freedom and peace. Bless it be thy name.

Help us as a whole to get along with each other in this world. Walk among us day or night; sunny or rain. Be with us always as we dwell in your house for EVER!

AMEN!

With that being said in closing the pastor left us with this song…

ME & PUBLIC RESTROOM

Me/Public restroom

I only drink soymilk, silk, or almond milk. I ran out of it today at least one of my roommate drank the last glass. It’s morning and I’m hungry. There in the refrigerator lies 2% milk. I figure it’s not whole milk so it shouldn’t be bad, BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!

So there I got ready for work, in my car I’m driving about 3 miles away from home. My tummy started to make the popcorn noise. Have you ever passed gas that smelled so bad you wanted to run away from yourself? I experienced that today, twice to make it worse. I roll down the window that’s no help because it’s like 97degrees outside. All I’m getting is hot air; know I’m sweating and my car smell like the garbage, with no way to turn.

I made it to work. Things got worse, oh my the way my shift is 3p-11p. I clocked in 3p the day wasn’t so bright for me. I’m in pain, my tummy is hurting and I can’t stop blowing every area I passed.

Two hours later, I couldn’t pass gas anymore for I knew…if I let one out air goes poop all over myself. I’m walking with my bottom squeezed as if I was exercising. The pain was excruciating, I had to set myself free, but this is a long way to go before I can make it home.

Public restroom; this is me and public restroom. I only use it for number one, and before I do I clean the restrooms first, put sit covers like three of them then squat down not sitting on the toilet sit. That is me and public restrooms.

At home if I must go number two, I always jump in the shower afterward. Call me weird but that’s me. For some reason I feel like the odor follows me, and I feel dirty.

Its 7p, at this point I can’t even walk. My manager asked if something was the matter, I told him just a little cramp that’s all. Lies, lies, all lies… I have to take a dump that’s what the matter is.

Sometimes we must put aside our eagles and let life be…I learned that today, because I had to clean the sits place 5sit covers because at any giving point I would have the worst accident of my life.

FREEDOM!!!FREEDOM!!! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY…

I felt better for the rest of my shift, but so uncomfortable because I couldn’t shower afterward.

WHAT A DAY! WHAT A DAY IT WAS TODAY!!!